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I knew something bad was going to happen. I mean those birds were annoying and the sound they made just made me feel so insecure. Being a half-blood is dangerous as you know; it's like you actually know when something dreadful is going to partake. Anywho, if you want to know what happened after the race the birds that made noises all day in camp came at everyone. I mean everyone. At every single camper being annoying as ever; making terrible sounds and drawing blood from their bites on peoples' skin. In other words it wasn't pretty, and it wasn't like Cinderella where the birds helped you clean up messes, mind you. Those birds were causing a

My friend was a Cyclops. Tyson only had one eye. Now that I look at the facts, I think it was sorta obvious. Big hands, muscular, very tall, not that smart. Cyclops' brains are like seven-year-old brains, no wonder he acted so kid-like and was very sensitive. Why does everyone I befriend have to be some kind of weird creature? Grover, Mr. Brunner (aka: Chiron), now Tyson. But I've got to say I'm surprised Nancy Bobofit wasn't a troll. Not that I befriended her or anything…I hate her. After I recovered from my astonished state. I saw Mr. D; he's the camp director and his real name is Dionysus. You know, son of Zeus? But then again Zeus h

Courtney sat on a ware-down box in the warehouse her teammates, and the other team was in for one of Chris's sick challenges. Flirting with Tyler obviously didn't work and she couldn't help but see Duncan and Gwen having a little make-out session. It truly made her want to gag right then and there, but the two jerks would look at her and think she was ease-dropping. Of course she wasn't, but she didn't want to deal with those two. She had a list of things she didn't like about those two being an "item". One thing that she didn't like was Duncan's nickname for Gwen: "Pasty. Courtney thought: "Are you kidding me?" It made her think of her ni

"Percy! Percy, breakfast is ready!" I awoke and smiled to my name being called by my loving mom. Today was Mother's Day, and I had the perfect gift for my mother, Sally Jackson. Where is Gabe you ask? Gabe was with one of his friends, Eddie, for the weekend drinking beer, eating stail chips, watching the game, and playing poker. I know why would the pig want to be playing poker, than making my mom have the best day ever? Well, honestly I'm glad he isn't here. He doesn't deserve someone sweet, caring, gentle, and patient like my mom. I sped out of my room and to the kitchen. My mom was in her favorite yellow apron that she got from Walmart w

You think life is an adventure. You think you know what you're doing. You think what I'm saying is only mere nonsense. But how do you know when your adventure will crumble?

Well, if you don't know who I am I guess I might as well start there; my name is Peruses Jackson (I prefer Percy) anyway I'm the son of Poseidon the God of the Sea, 'The Big Three'. the God of Horses. You get it? Anyway, I went to a school called Yancy Academy and I met a really chill dude named Grover. We clicked and became good friends; he seemed to be the only one who understood who I was. So I guess we became fast friends. Anyhow, if you didn't know. I get expelled a lot. A lot a lot. Some people say it's my atrocious behavior and awful attitude. I won't deny the fact that I'm a handful and the fact that I can cause trouble. But call me

Courtney snapped her head to look at her boyfriend. Anger in her chocolate eyes was clearly not subtle…boy was she pissed, "DUNCAN! Turn it off!" she snapped at her boyfriend who quickly turned it off. What was it? Here's the backstroy: Two hours ago… Courtney knocked on Duncan's door. Tuesday was their big World History exam and the two decided to have a study date. When Duncan opened the door he smiled at her, "Hey Court…it's noon. I though you said 2:00?" he asked as Courtney let herself in and took out her daily planner and said, "Duncan, the more time we have to study the better," her pen fell out of the planner, &

Courtney shook her head, "No, it doesn't fit," she sighed running her French tipped fingers through her mocha hair, "Take it off. I'll get another one." Duncan groaned, "God, we've been here the last three hours, Courtney! Does tux shopping really take this long?" He and Courtney were tux shopping for Duncan's brother, Ryan, who had a wedding in a couples days. Why they got the invitation on such short notice was beyond Duncan's mom who threw a small fit when she found out and asked Ryan 'why he took so long?' Ryan shrugged and answered 'we were busy.' He said, making Duncan's mom face palm. Courtney looked around the store, "We have not! Y